You are the Chinese dog howling at night,
you are the Greek bat killer praying for light.
You are the Italian bird flying through the open window,
you are the Thai ghost stealing rice after a bad joke.
You are the Romanian dreaming of dark water,
you are the Lithuanian whistling indoors.
You are the German saying cheers with a glass of water,
you are the Brit leaving your new shoes on the table.
You are the Egyptian hearing the low hoot of a distant owl,
you are the Italian with the owl inside your house.
You are the Icelander knitting on your doorstep,
you are the Syrian playing with a yo-yo in the desert.
You are the Russian gifting yellow flowers,
You are the Portuguese walking backwards.
You are the Hungarian at the corner of the dinner table,
you are the Spaniard walking into a room left foot first.
You are the Brazilian putting your purse on the floor,
you are the Cuban drinking el ultimo.