We walked the Topeka zoo yesterday and looked at all the animals being held against their will.
The angry zookeeper told us about the bear that got its head stuck in a peanut-butter jar.
“It’s not a laughing matter.”, he said.
The children laughed anyway.
“This bear would’ve died,”, he said. “if we wouldn’t have come along and taken him out of the wild, removing the peanut-butter jar, and nursing him back from starvation.”
The bear was asleep in a thin tree above our heads. He’d climbed up there to be closer to the warm sun, my youngest son advised.
I wondered if he hadn’t climbed up into that tree to sleep farther away from the din of his jailer’s voice as he shouted to the herds of us who’d paid our six bucks to stand in the cold and listen to his angry voice tell us about peanut-butter jars removed from the heads of bears and how that’s what it takes to save lives around here.
No one asked the zookeeper or the bear if either one of them still liked peanut butter eaten straight from the jar.
No one asked if either one of them ever missed their mothers.
We just watched the bear sleep in the crook of the highest branch of that thin, leafless tree.
His head lulled into the crook of his elbow and his *** dangled in the chilly air.
I suppose he was dreaming of escape. Maybe he pondered, dreamily, what that zookeeper tasted like.
Perhaps he dreamed of peanut-butter eaten straight from the jar, knowing his head wouldn’t get stuck anymore.