Love had a funny story to tell, About this girl who always seem to find herself saying "oh well", Because no matter how hard she try to not dwell, Oh how the red flags are raised, ringing that one really loud bell, But it wasn't because she was under a spell, More because of how there's a quell, Where even though she finds someone she'd gel (with), For some odd reason things won't ever go her way for her to be all, "oh swell".