is it white is it red does it sleep in bed is it blue is it pink can you tell it what to think is it round is it elliptical is it slightly sceptical is it political, satirical, natural or factual could it be conceptual or is it actually actual is it purple is it green and can it be seen is it indigo is it black so when’s it coming back is it smooth is it spikey the latter, more than likely is it angry is it sad and is it really bad is it brown is it beige what’s its real age is it grey is it yellow do we think it’s gonna mellow or is it just orange?