One of my favorite pastimes back when Spring was Spring, and not a death sentence of epic proportions, was tying a piece of string to a Junebug's leg. The hardest part was getting the restless creature to lie on its back long enough to slide the miniature noose around him in such a way that when you let go he would fly around like Bonnie Blue Butler's show pony as far as you allowed his string to take him.
I feel like a Junebug lately. The process of looping that noose around my leg has left me weary and ready for a rest. My ankle has third degree rope burns and my wings are getting tired of flying in exhausting circles. The child at the end of my rope is ignorantly unaware of her imprisonment of my principles. Or perhaps she knows what she's been doing all along and just doesn't have the heart, guts or brains to cut the string and let me fly like the shiny little Junebug I was born to be.