Free listing, whoopee
How lucky are we
Nothing to pay
To list today

Its free to show all what ******* i have
and i need the space, my attic looks sad
Its full of all sorts, the good and the bad
Th Hi-Fi, the pillows, the old rocking chair
The radio, the guitar ...  and that old cuddly bear

How i love E-Bay a chance to clear out
And its free, they say, to sell today
Once its all gone, at the end of the month
And i open my fees care of Paypal
How can this be, this listing was free
But if you sell what you list
Thats where they have you

A little bit here
A little bit there
It all adds up, they take there share
The attic is clear, i have lost two stone
And all i made was four pounds
Whoopee.