We’re the salty dogs of mo-der-ni-ty, Robot starfish programmed so expertly (And we’d like to state most em-phat-ic-ly There’s no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.)
As we sail the blue waters virtually, There’s a thigh for you and a femur for me (Just a wee little joke, as you can plainly see; There’s no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.)
We sing along to Yanni and John Tesh Though we’d prefer to have them in the flesh (It’s their haunting tunes we find quite tasty; There’s no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.)
We serve the nation and prove our worth, Map the sewers of Brixton, gnaw on Colin Firth (He treads the boards in-spi-ray-shun-ly; There’s no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.)
When our duty’s done and the day is through We have a most proper naval bar-be-cue (Though we replace officers most fre-quent-ly There’s no cannibalism in the Royal Navy.)