There is a monster deep inside,
The confines of my bed.
It's beady eyes, the dark disguise,
That hides its creepy head.
I can't get out of bed today,
It's teeth they gnash and bite.
If I put a foot down on the floor,
It will surely start a fight.
It's horrible horns they point and curl,
It's coarse grey fur, it reeks!
When it moves its sharp claws scratch,
Its old bones moan and creak.
I can't get out of bed today,
Because you'll surely see.
I can't get out of bed today,
Because the monster's me.