we worried for Your s.a.n.i.t.y. when Michael Bublé and Metallica wore matching sailor suits. we warned You. failed interventions toed the line between crafted clichés and comprehensible, misguided attempts to paste bits and pieces of the Pyramids back together. You know they were stolen, right? the pharaohs were ****** — drunk on the melodies of doorbells and bits and pieces of clichés crafted at a Metallica concert. brave the mosh pit. You may catch a glimpse of sarcophagi gleaming in torchlight. don't lift the lid, for the love of g.o.d.! those sailor suits have been preserved for centuries. "Do Not Disturb." the doorbell won't work now, not now that Michael Bublé's bubble burst. can You blame us for screaming into microphones? maybe the bits and pieces of clichés You swept into neat little piles after footfalls die down torch-lit corridors will shake the Pyramids. at the very least, ring a doorbell.