Based on a true story

"On the verge of giveing up all hope in ever being able to piece together the shattered remains of his self inflected  destroction of his future, with no one else to turn to he just finishes  his Chinese dinner jokingly saying to himself 'let see what the fortune  cookie has to say for me since the last one was soooooo accurate -.-' he cracks open the cookie

'Disregard last fortune. '

Later that night he goes home to find out his toaster is waterproof."

Lesson?

Spend the extra 3$ and go to mcdonalds :/