The wind blows, while I wind my clock, It blew the clothespins off, hurting me, leaving a wound, while I wound my clock. Tears trickled down, falling onto the wound; tear the contract! They left it behind, in the desert. Deserted. They said the had agape love, and that left me with my mouth agape. Aye! They said they had for aye. Bless them, the blessed. Blessed they are. The wind continued to blow, the sands to buffet me, I could only think back the the grand buffet. What to do? Could I sing? From do? I opened my mouth, then spotted a dove, a dove in the desert? Then it dove down into the sand. Will it? Can it? Lead me out of this desert? But my feet were feeling as heavy as lead. A market⦠Where to get some fresh produce⦠Who will produce them? In a desert. And I presented myself with a map and compass, a present from me to me. Happy birthday, I wished myself. In that minute, I had learned so much. I was a learned man, in a giant desert. I was minute.
Absurd poem, it is. Make use of heteronyms, it does.