Put down your wooden blocks, Miyagi - Smashing stuff against your head and shredding the Yellow Pages Is child's play to me I can split atoms with my teeth!
II
Hey, long time no see, Miyagi What's that you say? You got caught in the fallout and now you're radioactive Just like me?
That's great, buddy, We'll call you the Blue Flash And we can team up Fight the darkness together
...You say you lost all your teeth, and your hair is next..? Hey, Miyagi, that's not funny... That kinda **** doesn't happen in comics
Where an accident in a science lab or an experiment with nuclear energy Lands you a seat in the superhero hall of fame And then you adopt a suitably awesome superhero name
No, you have to be mistaken Look at me - I didn't die from radiation A steady dose has given me powers Beyond my wildest dreams
But for you, it seems more like a bad dream Your white blood cell count drop, drop dropping Your body getting weaker Instead of stronger No, no, this can''t be happening You say you can't go a day Without the nausea and the vomiting You pray for relief, for this Journey into Misery to end
Here, Miyagi, my friend - take hold of my hand And I will do my best to defend you In your final stand You and I, old bud, Fighting the darkness together