It started off with photos
              A bit of fun....
          A flash of *****, and a cheeky ***!
           But at the end of the day...
              You're still home alone
         They've disappeared into thin air...
          Off the screen, or down the road..
           You're left feeling unsatisfied
             And oddly sad...
              " the art of seduction?"
                 Or have I just been had??..