You walk into a supermarket The one with the Fake No wait! This sounds better! Faux British name And look at the candy display For Christmas With the Styrofoam snow You see the big Self-important sign for Raisinets, which is sold for thirty pesos And say to yourself, “Sounds god! I mean good!” You get your wallet and pay Dismissing cheaper alternatives That are equally tasty And not reading the back of your Raisinets To see where it’s manufacturing Was outsourced Without blinking Without questions Without batting an eyelash Without thinking it’s unreasonable Without realizing Raisinets Is just chocolate-covered raisins The kind you buy at some Random movie counter (A value of fourteen pesos a bag) Given a classier name
I wrote this on a blank examination blue book five years ago in uni. Yes, I just bought Raisinets when I scribbled the first few lines of this.