[Click] … "Welcome back to Story Hour on PBS. Today we have a very special guest, who’s going to read us a very special story. Do you kids know anything about Greek Mythology? No? Well, you’re gonna learn some today. Everyone… say “Hello” to Bill." “Hiiii Billlll” “Now, children… he can’t hear you…” “HIIII BILLL–”
Hear the voice of the Bard! Who Present, Past, & Future sees; I am the Dean of Cosmic Beans That grow to poetrees
Then every man will ever clime to he that sits upon atop this rhyme this mythic vine Dwells the giant Albion
The giant of the sees, his jealousea and fierce bid him to seize an Odyssey assisted by a Circe
Circe, in play, did then, inturn the shipsmen of his Highness and with a Feast did tern to beasts not one of them a tygress
As Circe distracted with the beasts Did Albion then turn He stole the Fleece from Circe’s niece and left it to the terns
The terns, in turn, interned at sea did little to digress flew fleece of ram into the hands of swift and mighty Tigris
From Milton’s tale of sim’lar tree that of Eve and Adam With fearful sea and symmetree The Tyger ate The Lamb