Well hello, all, I’m your maestro ceremonious they call me Lokonious, purveyor of the odious so sit back, relax, and celebrate the… atonalness?
A: Andante con fuoco We’re goin’ a cappella so let me say first your style’s ba-roke, now let’s get on with the verse you’re all up in the scale with a falsetto pitch hittin’ soprano like a castrato *****! my mind is sharp, while you’re stuck outta key my rhythm’s all natural, you can’t find a beat you need some help ’cause you’re out on your own find that ****** on a subway, the metro-nome
B: Allegro con brio throw down the fermata and hold up a minute your ****’s a cacophony, no way to spin it and son, i ain’t broke, my style’s all classical you just can’t register that my words are magical I spit rhymes in fantasy, can’t you see that you’re beat? And they thought an allegro was unfit for elegy
A: Moderato col legno well as for your girl, it may sound corny the ***** loves my brass ’cause she’s: oh so ***** dispel your illusion, i got one more your girl’s like a crime show… easy to score
B: Allegretto grazioso your intellect is minor and your insults are bassless your composition’s hardly a harmony: graceless your cymbalism’s trite, and your motif’s unknown an unfocused opus full of dissonant drones
A: Affrettando agitato get out my face with your unnatural rap you spit cold air and your lyrics are flat you’ve got no harm while my canon’s a gat so work on your refrain, ‘fore I bust da cap-OOOHHHHH
B: Coda pull your weak crap, ’cause you’re outta your mode such imperfect rhymes that we’re calling a cod-a no time for the fanfare, you’re trying my patience an end to your requiem, bring out the cadence
So that’s their story, best not get involved their fight’s an augmented fourth: difficult to resolve