There’s a man that works next door
We all find him such a bore
He’s ignorant beyond compare
For business he thinks he’s got flair

His ego’s always self-inflated
He has no idea how much he’s hated
He’s a diver, he’s a ducker
He’s a full time big star-******

To see his name in print
Would please him beyond measure
But I think he’s a prat
So I won’t give him the pleasure