" I've just had *** with an unavailable man" Whose life is very busy right now.... But he'll text me when he can... If I had a fiver Each time I've heard that line It would stop me from wasting My valuable time! You're expected to slot into their busy life Feed their alter ego Endulge their every vice Playing second fiddle Means you never get to win When all you'd really like Is a little time with him You're feelings and emotions Don't feature in his life... He just wants some excitement In his boring little life... Maybe I should just call time Or maybe ring up his wife?....