Ping! You've got mail!
          They come in all shapes and sizes
           Some fat, some thin
           Some that would make you're eyes water...
           If that's you're thing..
             It's not mine, that's for sure..
              " please don't send me any more?"
                I've got so many now I could paper the wall!
                I'm gonna get them framed..
                A talking point at parties
                 To name and shame...
                 Then I'll get my own back
                  By playing " their game!"...