The oldest married a gay The youngest married a **** The middle one lived with a ****** So let's leave it at that! The first thought it was forever The second heartache and pain The middle ones partner ***** her niece Now life's not the same... Like the elephant in the room No one daring to give it a thought The oldest would like to ****** him The youngest never gives him a thought The middle one spends all his money now And his properties that she's bought!