"All I want for Christmas is an action man you said"
                      But by the time I'd realised,
                      Steve was sleeping in you're bed!!
                      " with gripping hands and eagle eyes"
                        And muscular physique"... you sighed..
                        But you were very cunning
                       It took you just a few weeks!!..
                       You're sultry looks and ****
                       And strong muscular charms
                       That's all it took for you to win...
                       And hold him in you're arms!
                       It's been  a " competition"...
                       But all you've done is lied...
                       Though Steven thought it funny...
                       He said he had" two wife's"!..