Today I had a visit from my friend the albatross Who sang of petty head thieves, sweaty bed-sheets, love and loss And I scoffed Because I 'get it' But that doesn't make it tangible It's just another hand for starving kids to sink their mandibles "You animal!" The albatross replied "How could you be so cold?" I told him it's a medical response to getting old An unfortunate condition I have taught myself to weather The day I learned to hold my ground By plucking my own feathers