Barefoot in my yard as I did run I felt not the grass, but something quite warm. Between my toes I felt it squish And make them slippery as a fish. I stopped to look down and said "Oh ewww!" "I stepped in a pile of doggy doo!" 'Twas fresh and warm between my toes But made me wish I had no nose. I walked back over to where it was All the while my brain abuzz. The slick sensation of my poopy toes Felt kinda good and no one knows. So I lifted my foot and stuck it back in And squished the stuff through my toes again!