Bury me in a ballroom gown So I look pretty when you kiss me And mutter your goodbyes Reserve heavenly angels For only a small fee To accompany me into the underground Have them sing my name in solemnity Until my suicide note is found Then cross out the word "tragedy" From every song and hymn Replace them with "a waste of life" Stop calling me a prodigy And start saying that it was me Who held the deathly knife Strip me of my silken gown Just another worthless suicide