I hadn’t seen you for quite a few days And instead of ringing up the search party I called you up on the phone; Hoping you’d chased your dreams And would come back and Realise how much I loved you. You whispered sweet nothings Down the phoneline You told me, Quite frankly Bitter-sweetly, I could go to Hell But honey, why would you want Me to go down to the fires down below? With the Hell I’m living here on Earth. I hung up the receiver And saw shadows of your humour Firstly on the fridge door; A post-it read: I’m having the house and the cat Your favourites, lychees Are on the top shelf. I didn’t want them. They’re so bitter, so sweet.