This all becomes intriguing, as these things are. Listening to couples speak in different languages— which consonants are abundant, which sounds I can’t recreate with my lazy American tongue.
But I try, bending it back further than I ever have, folding it in half until it’s touching my tonsils. I flip it over, loop it into a water slide, let the new sounds tumble out in delight
kicking up waves and losing their swim trunks along the way. They barrel out of my mouth red-faced and quietly embarrassed. I learned
to whistle when I was seven, a whole week of pursing my lips, rearranging the furniture in my little mouth, hooting in frustration like a sham.
I was told to imagine my mouth was full of peanut butter, the kind you had to mix yourself, heavy and gritty. Or to actually eat peanut butter and the crusts of all my sandwiches which would be instrumental to my success.
Pretend you are kissing, wet your lips. Press your tongue against the fence of your top teeth, no the bottom, as if your tongue had a bigger kid behind it, stealing everything from its pockets.