* Bulgarians never say never….only….when the clogs blossom . Now I am not saying this never happened to me but not exactly in this way except in my mind!
I am bad at reality but Bulgarians never say that one is bad at something…they merely point out that you are “naked water” (гола вода).
But there are some things I am good at…like getting lost!
But a Donall like a Bulgarian doesn’t brag merely “pretends to be two and a half” (правя се на две и половина)