She wants a house With a terrace garden and a bookshelf in her bathroom So she can read while pooping to save time She says she wants a tree house Where she can put fairy lights And spend her lonely nights She wants a cot where she can doze off And ooh, a shot glass collection From all the places she has gone Though she would not drink because She does not believe in substance abuse She wants to grow creepers on the walls And have a bird feeding area She wants many dogs who know How to open the door and bring stuff over And she doesn't want a bed She wants a tent that she can move And sleep in wherever the hell she wants She wants a huge oven Where she can make pastries and cookies and brownies and cupcakes She wants a hot tub in her bathroom And a chocolate fountain in her kitchen Which will be open for the neighbourhood children Because she always wanted one when she was young... But now she's old And things don't make sense anymore The taste of reality is bitter For her soft and rosy lips wrinkled with time She doesn't want to be asinine Mediocrity looms over her like a storm cloud But it's okay, she says Maybe someday, I'll live up to it Knowing within that she wouldn't