i am abrasive personality functionality deficit yet i attract beautiful women to befriend the hermit of solidarity will you go out with me brought answers on no my friend i could not lose yet for the end of altruistic bargaining i end up ahead with false promises of a beginning to an end my own personal apocalypse david lee roth would understand that as i write in this mindset brought on by reading 778 comics in 12 hours and a 4 day binge of job for a cowboy my mind wanders as insomnia sets in would i be one of the great dissociative poets? a dose of the unrequited free associative minds free thinking form of diet coke with a side of purple strawberries no i meant blueberries my mind wanders and yet i look forward to pad thai on wednesdays with cute blondes whom with i stand the chance of a bat in the mosh pits of a metal band suckers i win for you all know the taste of yellow mustard ramble ramble ramble this indie pop poem would it be ironic to like it if one truly hates the wording and yet loves the idea one of lives greatest life mysteries alcohol i bid thee a fair welcome nimble bubblegum monkey wrench how long will you read? enough to to see my lack of coherent sentence structure or that i am a flawed creation going on and on about existential non existent problems for i shall exist regardless of my best intentions as the wheel continues to roll on despite the moss covering this ice slicked track metal boar slayer of a thousand suns would be a good metal name from sweden the mooring dove coos to the beat of an undead drum boo hoo boo hoo cries the witch at the stake i am done