Jul 2017
“If you’ve missed the point, don’t bother going back.”
“If someone in your life wants out, make sure they go out from your exit holes.”
“Nevermind the pedantic *******.”
“Always remember, your music preferences doesn’t make your personality. Now, throw that ****** ego away.”
“If you sense the strong presence of phonies, forget that invitation from your friends on that show.”
“If you ever feel that you’re the only person who’s this and that... well.. you’re basically not.”
“None of these makes sense? Go **** yourself.”
“The cool kids may be having the best but none of them interests you. The feeling is mutual.”
“Don’t mix up love for ***. *** is real, love isn’t.”
“If you’re aware of your surroundings and you want to please and to be pleased, you’re a cliche.”
“If I worked as an HR, the main qualification would be knowing the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ because that proves that your qualified.” (find the error)
“The news is irrelevant. There’s nothing new for something called ‘the news’.”
“The more you spend time alone, the more lonely it gets but it pays when someone new steps in.”
“Winning or losing an arguement doesn’t affect your savings. Save your saliva for something gainful like a ****** *******.”
“The writer of this **** just wants to write. Remember that.”
“Don’t start something you ca-... no, let something start you. Whatever the **** that means.
I’m running out of ideas.”
“Just because you currently don’t have a job, it doesn’t mean you’re doomed. Most of the people who have jobs, especially high paying jobs regrets it but wouldn’t admit it to your face and prove it. Unemployment is a bliss. Take your time but not too much.”
“Some of my weaknesses includes has, have and had. Get over it.”
“The only reason why christianity and its rival brands had something to do with you and the others is to sort you out like how they did it with the sorting hat in Harry Potter. I’m not a fan.”
“Every person in this world has their own story. Avoid the obvious.”
“If you’re friends with Abet, know that he’s fat and he came twice for some reason. XD”
“I’m just pretending to use all these typing sounds as a disguise for my mother so that I will look (or sound) like looking for a job online and it worked!”
“If someone in your life wants out, make sure they go out from your exit holes.”
“Nevermind the pedantic *******.”
“Always remember, your music preferences doesn’t make your personality. Now, throw that ****** ego away.”
“If you sense the strong presence of phonies, forget that invitation from your friends on that show.”
“If you ever feel that you’re the only person who’s this and that... well.. you’re basically not.”
“None of these makes sense? Go **** yourself.”
“The cool kids may be having the best but none of them interests you. The feeling is mutual.”
“Don’t mix up love for ***. *** is real, love isn’t.”
“If you’re aware of your surroundings and you want to please and to be pleased, you’re a cliche.”
“If I worked as an HR, the main qualification would be knowing the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ because that proves that your qualified.” (find the error)
“The news is irrelevant. There’s nothing new for something called ‘the news’.”
“The more you spend time alone, the more lonely it gets but it pays when someone new steps in.”
“Winning or losing an arguement doesn’t affect your savings. Save your saliva for something gainful like a ****** *******.”
“The writer of this **** just wants to write. Remember that.”
“Don’t start something you ca-... no, let something start you. Whatever the **** that means.
I’m running out of ideas.”
“Just because you currently don’t have a job, it doesn’t mean you’re doomed. Most of the people who have jobs, especially high paying jobs regrets it but wouldn’t admit it to your face and prove it. Unemployment is a bliss. Take your time but not too much.”
“Some of my weaknesses includes has, have and had. Get over it.”
“The only reason why christianity and its rival brands had something to do with you and the others is to sort you out like how they did it with the sorting hat in Harry Potter. I’m not a fan.”
“Every person in this world has their own story. Avoid the obvious.”
“If you’re friends with Abet, know that he’s fat and he came twice for some reason. XD”
“I’m just pretending to use all these typing sounds as a disguise for my mother so that I will look (or sound) like looking for a job online and it worked!”
