That day the grass boiled, the sky churned and the trees melted. That day I felt better than you will ever comprehend, I felt a joy that can only be described as purely indescribable; I was the king of my own universe, tucked neatly away behind a small suburban neighborhood where the flowers sold secrets and the hills truly had eyes. I was the god of a bridge that evening, it only stood because I willed it to. My consciousness was not as sturdy, gaining omnipotence took the wind right out of my step.
I woke up swearing I'd never eat another mushroom.