My mother spelled my name with a storm - made the first syllable lightning second syllable of wind and rain third syllable of thunder's distant roar.
My mother made my name tectonic. Each syllable cacophonous - the subsequent more than the former - slamming continental tongues into the mantles of teeth.
My mother made my name as immutable as the laws of gravity - catches hold of your ear and refuses to let go unless acted on by an equal and opposite force.
My mother spelled my name with power - bound it to the core of my being with love - marched me into the World and with all the power left in her declared, "This is my son in whom I am well pleased".