Camels are
in fact
my favorite animal
not that you asked
but I love how
beautifully efficient they are
and I prefer the dromedary
to the bactrian camel
but that's only because
I rode a bactrian camel at
a fair when I was a kid
and they sat me between the
humps and every step the camel took
led to my head being bounced
forward
then back
then forward
then back
against each ****
and I spent more time shielding
myself
than actually enjoying the ride.