Life is full of surprises like that time the repair shop told you that the checkup on your car was a courtesy and then told you that their courtesy would cost you fifty dollars but if you brought the car back and did the repairs with them, they would take that fifty dollars off the repair costs.
Reminds me of that time we were rescued out of the selflessness of her heart and were expected not to flinch at her hand held out, waiting for infinite gratitude.