Stranger things are happening, here in Spencer Bay, For when the sun falls, and the moon claims way, The towns folks kneel to pray A Prayer for good health, a prayer for safety, a prayer for eternal light For not a soul has seen the evil, that goes bump in the darkness of night Lock the doors, close the blinds, tuck the children in To keep the ghouls and goblins from slithering their way in Stranger things are happening, here in Spencer Bay, So if you see the rusted sign, be sure to turn the other way For if you enter, nothing but misfortune is in store, For no visitor who came to stay has ever left before So take this warning, heed it well, my dear, and naive friend For if you venture further, you'll be sure to meet a gruesome end.