They live in dive bars and take shots of Karkov, eyes glued to the radio hanging in the corner laughing with the cracked peanut shells on the floor
They will slaughter you with analogies likening Moby **** to the bruised banana they ate prior to their last reading
They sleep in dumpster fires and digest the nature of rotten cheese
Under some circumstances they play fetch with bones thrown by big government just to see how many splinters get stuck in the roof of their mouth
Proceed to shout "don't ask about my thoughts on politics and government don't ask about my thoughts on politics and government don't ask about my thoughts on politics and government"
They hate politics and would rather cry into a red wheelbarrow glazed with gasoline on top of Lady Liberty's torch