Earliest primitive one Who possesses man’s groin Test of testosterone at hand Your Neanderthal vitality Must be suppressed In this crucial hour of first date Bring forth cerebral vexing Make sure your touchy-feely-ness Is of some place Between intellectual and emotional Not firstly physical Yet not illogical to awareness That within her lives Somewhere past point a, b or c A desire as well Wait, know your moment And try not to grunt too soon Ability to pull this one off Crucial in timing