I'm as nutty as a fruit cake
I'm as mad as a march hare
I'm as loopy as a loop the loop
I don't ****** care
I'm as bald as an eagle
I'm as ugly as a pig
When you put these words together
you can dance my little jig.

I'm as wacky as the races
I'm as barmy as can be
People think I'm stupid
People laugh at me
I'm as bald as an eagle
I'm as ugly as a pig
You've put these words together
now say my little jig

I'm as freaky as a freak show
I'm an odd ball can't you see
I'm as mental as a mental case
But I know my ABC
I'm as bald as an eagle
My heads as smooth as ball point pen
I hope you like my little jig now say it all again



The End