if i was a bird
i'd fly through the ocean
live with the coral
and eat whatever i wanted to

but i'm just a boy
and i don't know a thing, you gotta let me know
whenever, oh i am falling a part

this might sound absurd
but if i was a roman
i'd live without morals
and lay with whoever i wanted to

but i'm just a boy
and i don't know a thing
i gotta let you know
oh i'm with you from the start

photos of turds
i send to my close friends
are little pictorials
of when i ate whatever i wanted to

but i'm just a boy and you're only a girl
both looking for love in a cold dark world
we found each other and put on a glove
now we just lay here in the sweat of our love
if you don't find reason
i'll find mine
to not lay together until we die

why don't you eat your heart out
i want to go to your house tonight
just to eat your ***** inside and out
but ill just dream of you tonight