I wear my paper hat sing these silly songs
but she doesn't want to laugh anymore
whistle like a fool tell another joke
but she just doesn't want to laugh anymore
there was a time when I was the king of making her smile
she would wiggle and giggle for hours on end
now i would be lucky if I were more amusing than spoiled cauliflower
and she just doesn't want to laugh anymore
I pretend to be a stripper and shake my little ass
but she just doesn't want to laugh anymore
scribble silly pictures and make fun of the unruly cat
but she just doesn't want to laugh anymore
no longer funny I have the comedic status of paint
all her friends make her laugh the media makes her laugh
but I, I am damp socks
and she doesn't laugh anymore........