I love America,
I love Americans,
It's our diversity that makes us strong.
To attack us is to attack yourself.
I feel safe here.

I love the trees, and streams, and lakes.
I love the seas, and bars, and late summer nights.
I love the winter, I love the snow.
I love my girlfriend, although I wont tell her so.

Yes America is a wonderful place,
a utopia that spans earths face,
but even a utopia has things,
Things I hate.

I hate Democrats.
**** them.
I hate Republicans.
**** them too.

I hate gas cars.
**** them.
I hate coal,
**** that.

There's solar,
and wind,
an infinite source,
Why not become energy dependent?

I hate the current drinking age.
**** being under 21.
I hate the Cuban embargo.
They seem like good people.

I hate the drug wars.
**** them.
I hate the oil wars.
**** them too.

I hate the education system.
**** it.
There should be more days,
In every school year.

I hate college.
**** it.
It's so expensive.
Why not make it free?

I like the police,
they protect me,
but they also hurt me,
**** them.

I like prisons,
but I don't think they solve social problems,
So **** them,
We should find something better.

I hate unemployment.
**** it.
Everybody's useful.
Why can't we find a use for so many people.

I hate the government.
**** them.
**** big brother.
**** their plans and schemes.

We need a new government.
One that fixes problems.
One that finds solutions.
One without corruption.

I hate abandoned buildings,
there are so many,
I hate cement,
I hate highways.

I enjoy hunting,
I love guns,
but guns serve one purpose,
To destroy.

**** guns.
**** bombs.
**** tanks.
**** the military.

I hate the military.
Trillions of dollars up in flames.
We could have fixed the world.
But we destroyed it instead.

We could put all children through college,
We could take all children out of poverty,
We could keep all children safe,
But we don't.

I love America,
It's a great place,
I love other Americans,
They're good people.

But I hate Americans
I hate myself.
So **** me,
and *******!