We were terrible together...

I mean we were comically bad together...

Probably the worst couple ever...

Remember your 18th birthday party...

I got you that stuffed creature with those ***** eyes you like...

Never mind that it was a representation of the ****** virus...

We laughed about that...

And then when we got back to school the following week...

And rumor got around that i gave you ****** for your birthday...

Which was technically true...

We thought we'd never live the embarrassment down...

But we did...

Together...

We were truly terrible together...