Coffee is gross
Though I still drink it.
Why would anyone subject
Themselves to something
That tastes like the inside
Of someone’s ***** muffler?

Yes, that was a *** joke.

I guess there comes a point
In everyone’s life where
Practicality outweighs pleasure
And it’s far easier to pay a dollar for
A cup of swill
Than five for a cup of personality.
I guess that point happened to me already
But I was too busy blinking
From the flavor of this ****** coffee
To notice that
I somehow became an adult.