Get rid of the deadwood, they say, these self-help books ripping me off and every other sucker out there. We need all the friends we can get in this **** world we’re in. Forget those books, marketed for idiots who can’t think for themselves. Need help getting far in this world? A bit of advice? Two words to make all those books obsolete: be lucky. Van Gogh, Poe, Galileo, Kafka and Darger. Five right there who worked their ***** off and were left with nothing but disdain or poverty or loneliness. They weren’t lucky enough in this **** world we’re in.