At first I did love you, your actions so queer
Your tail had been chopped and same with your ear
It was love at first bite, and with me you belonged
But now you won't stop, and we don't get along
Your constant meowing, your yowls hurt my head
Why don't you go take a cat nap instead?
You **** up my work, please leave alone
Or soon enough it will be you that is thrown.