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ioan pearce
Poems
Feb 2010
***** delwyn two *****
***** delwyn two *****,
the rampant ram from brecon,
watched the jungle program,
the one with ant and dec on.
now delwyn not the brightest,
mountain man from wales,
but knew he was the boyo,
for any bushlicker trails.
i've licked lots of bushes,
he wrote to ant and dec,
champion mountain muffer,
with permanent stiff neck.
whay hay man we are sorry,
ye cannot qualify,
y haf te be a celebrity,
an in the pooblics eye.
an you are jus a diver,
the lowest of the lowest,
but i am a cellar butty,...
ask any girl in powys.
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