Ode to my Crocs -- BALD from high wear, In serious need of good-riddance During my TREAD on a wet floor with care In the throws of a SKID and imBALANCE By the absence of any TRACTION Between the floor and the sole of my Croc In need of replacement action for my Crocs on the Croc-chopping block Up from the floor no worse for the wear Through all the sales in the fliers At the store with the Croc footwear Back home with the new set of 'TIRES'
Hearken ye Croc-mockers -- 'Tired feet', (feet attired in 'tires') has you beat Cause tired feet (weary) are less tired When attired in 'tires'