Air force one ;This is the control tower.please do not leave the airport. there is a UFO in the area. Pilot: i don't see anything. wait there it is. Control tower: what is it.? Pilot: i see it, It's a UFO with 8 tiny Reindeer pulling it through the sky. Could it be yes it is. Santa in a UFO and there is Elvis too. Control tower: have you been hitting that bottle. Pilot: No, but there it is on the runway now. can't you see it. Control Tower: Tell President Trump that Santa has the right of way tonight.