I met a girl today.

Walking the hot streets of L.A.

She was gorgeous from her head to her feet.

So I caught up to her without skipping a beat.

I smiled and said “Hi “, and she said “Hi “ too.

I thought “ ***** just wait until what I have in store for you. “

One thing led to another and I took her home.

This dumb **** thinks we’re just going to bone.

As soon as I had her on my couch screaming “ more “

I lifted her up and walked her through  my bedroom door.

What she didn’t know was I had a little hammer.

But LOL even if she did it really wouldn’t matter.

As soon as I got her in my room and laid her on my bed.

I started ******* her *******  and then crushed the back of her head.

She started squirming trying to get free.

But I held her down, got my nut, and whacked her X3.

Now she is dead and I can move on.

I took her out back and buried her in my lawn.

I cleaned up at a very fast pace.

Because 20 minutes later my wife came home from work with dinner, so
we sat down and said grace.

Can’t wait for tomorrow cause it’s a new day.

Who knows?

Maybe I’ll meet another cute girl in the busy streets of L.A.


Written by: Kyle Frederickson