Walk back those Spicerian goosesteps, dude (And while you’re there, unblame the Russians) Similes using ****** are always rude And now you’ll suffer Tweeter concussions
Cops will drag you away from your lectern Like that screaming fellow aboard the plane And make each reportorial neck turn Heads swiveling to see where you’ve left your brain
Blame everything on the Russians? You bet! It must be true; it’s on the GossipNet